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Poster: William Tell Date: Apr 17, 2009 1:59pm Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Tea Party exposed ! NAZI BASTARDS!

Oh man! That is too good:

"how many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb? Answer they dont change it, they watch it slowly burn out as they follow it around for 15 years."

BUT, you forgot:

"how many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb? Answer they dont change it, they watch it slowly burn out as they follow it around for 15 years. After THAT, they start up a web based forum, and argue with one another endlessly about what kind of shoes Bob wears, and whether Jerry was up to 300 lbs or just 300 Big Mac Equivalents"

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Apr 17, 2009 2:05pm Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Tea Party exposed ! NAZI BASTARDS!

LOL and they just keep coming . . . the Englishman one is good

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.

How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We've had it for a thousand years and it's worked just *fine* thank you very much.

Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Fifteen. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins.

How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it's probably screwed in too tight anyways.

How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to drop the bulb, and the other to sell it before it crashes.

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Poster: NoiseCollector Date: Apr 17, 2009 2:41pm Forum: GratefulDead Subject: The ACLU has been notified...

All of this bigotry disguised as humor will be punished by the anal retentive juggernaut of wasteful government.

Bush was a lesbian.